to bad the cannibal looks like me in a way, but in my sophomore year, my favorite thing to say to people when they would remark on animal free diets was:
"well, you see i love animals. and i hate people. mostly i hate people who hate animals. i consider anyone who eats them someone who hates them. do you want to be subjected to torture? well they dont. i love animals, so i dont want to eat them. i hate people though, so i wouldnt mind eating them. give them a taste of their own medicine, if you will."
anywhosen. needless to say, i didnt make many new friends that year. but i did gain some with that speech. and by the way, i love Nordstrom.
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